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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."
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"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"
"If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again."
"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"
"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!"
"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."
"""I'd hit that!"" -Helpful blackjack dealer"