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Joke of the Day
"I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look."
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"If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?"
"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"
"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."
"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."
"I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat."
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"
"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"
"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."