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Joke of the Day
"I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look."
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"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."
"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"
"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"
"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."
"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""
"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."
"I left my iPhone 7 in my car seat When I came back, the car window was broken. Someone had left another iPhone 7 in my car. So not fair!"