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Joke of the Day
"When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you"
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"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""
"wouldn't be arguing..."
"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."
"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"
"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"
"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""
"How much horsepower does a mustang have? 1"