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Joke of the Day

"Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker..."

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list."

"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."

"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."

"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."

"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""

"Hostess:There's a 45 min wait Me:Do you know who I am? I have THOUSANDS of followers! H:Let me ask my manager *2 min later H:It'll be 43 min"