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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room"
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"My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed."
"I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, ""Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."" It made me cross."
"How did Simba make the Pride Lands great again? He put up a wall"
"I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity"
"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."
"spot whats sandpaper like? dog: ruff whats the long grass on a golf course called? d: ruff whats the job market like? d: steadily improving"
"Why did the bees build the hive? It's in their beehavior."
"If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene"
"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"