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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense.."
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"First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate."
"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."
"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."
"These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to creme brulee baba ganoush with caramel'."
"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."
"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"
"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week."
"My first time having sex was a lot like my first time in church.. Actually, come to think of it, it was my first time in church."