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Joke of the Day
"Why do skunks celebrate valentines day? Because they are very scentimental."
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"A jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars His dad says ""40 dollars? what the hell do you need 30 dollars for?!"""
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"The iPhone 5 will be able to print bacon"
"Just kidding Girl: I'm breaking up with you. Boy: Ok, then let me remove the like from all your fb DP's. Girl: Oh! Come on! Don't be mad. I was just kidding."
"If Captain America's shield is vibranium, then... Hawkeye's shield is Quicksilver"
"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar..... He buys a drink."
"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."
"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."