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Joke of the Day
"When you're talking about everything and nothing Your talking two extreme."
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"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."
"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."
"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."
"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."
"Women in England are hos! They've always ready to put some chapstick on their lips."
"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."
"It takes five hours to get ready for work each morning, but it's worth it when I hear co-workers mutter ""What the fuck? Is that an angel?"""
"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."
"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"