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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. At least they drive slowly around playgrounds."
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"I want to open a resturant called ""I don't care"" So I could finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about."
"Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t"
"My life sucks I've got a less-than-minimum-wage job, my best friend has no brain, my neighbor is an asshole, my boss is a stingy bitch, and the worst part... #I live in a pineapple under the sea."
"How do you make a lemon orgasm? You rub its cituris."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"
"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail? A Small Medium at Large"
"A redneck walks into a bar with a huge pile of shit in his hands... and says,""Hey, look what I almost stepped in."""