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Joke of the Day

"A guy wakes up in hospital after surgery and complains he can't feel his legs ""I know"" said the doctor. ""We had to amputate your arms"""

"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"Snapchat is going public in March with a $30 billion IPO. Investors only hope the value of stock shares holds up longer than its snaps."

"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"

"A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, ""You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The drunk replies, ""Boobs."""

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"I'm starting to think my neighbor is a drug dealer... for one, he has like 10 cellphones... and secondly, he sells me drugs like everyday."

"What does Shakespeare's dog eat? Iambs!"

"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"