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Joke of the Day

"[sex in car] ME: Remember when you could do this without fear of strangers watching? BF: Yes UBER DRIVER: Would you like a water?"

"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."

"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!"

"Not paying more than $2,000 a kilo. And can we stop communicating through Twitter? I feel like these DM's are going to go public someday."

"What do Germans call a flying jew? Smoke."

"I hate when my wife says her friend at work ""got flowers again today"" and I have to kill that chick's husband."

"Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom? He nose what he's doing"

"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"