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Joke of the Day
"What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand"
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"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."
"Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??"
"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."
"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"
"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"
"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."