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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."

"So glad the new phone book arrived, because I hate texting the wrong number from the rotary phone in my Ford Model T."

"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"

"Confucius say Man high on sex use cherry picker"

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"

"Congratulations on passing your test! You have HIV!"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."

"I brought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I just can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!"

"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."