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Joke of the Day

"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."

"Knock Knock... Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*"

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit."

"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"

"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years."

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"