182002

Joke of the Day

"My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"

"Went to my daughters netball match this weekend What a semi"

"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."

"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."

"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"

"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"