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Joke of the Day

"""this wing of the facility is where we do updog research"" ""what's updog"" ""that's what we're trying to determine"""

"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."

"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."

"How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !"

"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"

"Wife just found out my ring tone for her is ""ding dong the witch is dead"" so if anyone wants to race to Canada READY SET GO"

"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""

"Did you know diarrhea is a genetic disorder? It runs in your jeans."

"Can I list french fries as my significant other?"

"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"