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Joke of the Day

"""this wing of the facility is where we do updog research"" ""what's updog"" ""that's what we're trying to determine"""

"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"

"Riding a donkey If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws rocks at you til you fall off, does that mean you are stoned off your ass?"

"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."

"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."

"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."

"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"

"You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal."