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"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."
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"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."
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"What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes] Getting the smell of white people out of your house."
"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."
"Why are broken vibrators so rare? Because they are hard to come by."