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Joke of the Day

"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."

"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."

"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."

"I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... they're both stuck up bitches."

"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*"