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Joke of the Day

"Science builds airplanes and skycrapers Faith brings them together"

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"Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"Dbz joke Yamaha won"
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"
"I made a joke about someone getting knocked out... ...but I forgot the punchline."
"Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family."
"Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub."
"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."
"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."
"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"