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Joke of the Day

"*i finally get a girl over* *dad rolls out from under my bed* YO SON WHATA YA CALL A PIG WHO DOES KARATE? ""dad no"" A PORK CHOP"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"

"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""

"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"

"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"

"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"

"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"

"When I'm pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they're mine I say 'no, they're for my collection' and run as fast as I can"

"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"

"Why did the monkey paint his balls red? So he could hide in the cherry tree... What's the most load noise in the jungle? ... A giraffe eating cherries!"