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Joke of the Day

"I told my dog 6,000 times, she could go out but I wasn't going to sit outside with her... Long story short, I'm sitting outside with her."

"What do you call a fat asian? A chunk. (Chink)"

"Why didn't British explorers dig latrines? They had pith helmets."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."

"Women having sex with me ...HA"

"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."

"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"

"The only thing I learned in college is that I'm stupid."