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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"No thanks World Cup, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys unsuccessfully try to score I'll just stay on Twitter."

"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."

"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Life as a penis must be hard."