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Joke of the Day

"Developers with New Game Ideas ""Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"" Where do I have to travel to play this game?"

"What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up."

"JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"

"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."

"Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying."

"I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari It's a Trans Am"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Canoes tip."

"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."

"What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus? If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade."