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Joke of the Day

"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"

"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"

"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."

"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"

"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."

"I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse."

"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."