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Joke of the Day

"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"

"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."

"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"

"What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!"

"*wife phones* ""Hi!"" ""Hi! Did you clean the house?"" ""Uhh...YUP!"" ""OK, I'm coming home. Need anything?"" ""Yes, about 2 hours."""

"My three year old had a nightmare last night He lost his ipad"

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have a lot of money"

"""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically."

"Yo mama so fat I slap her booty before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles."

"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."