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Joke of the Day

"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"

"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"Why do most blind folks not skydive? The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while."

"Now that we're moving in together I feel it's time to fill him in on the secret I've protected him from for 5 years: Girls poop too."

"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"

"What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer"

"Bob told his wife, ""I can't work for him anymore after what he said to me"". Wife: What did he say? Bob: You're fired"

"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"

"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""

"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."