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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"

"I used to believe that I had MPD. But I convinced my other self that I didn't."

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed when it doesn't screw."

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"I had to get a Mastectomy last year... Whew, glad I got that off my chest."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"Coworker: If you had to do it all over again, would you? Me: Yeah. Cw: You would? Why? Me: Because I know what the words ""had to"" means."

"What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown Artificial Intelligence"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."