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Joke of the Day

"I entered a pun contest... ...on the radio last week. I won."

"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."

"I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place It's called ""What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"""

"Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in."

"There's a problem I have with breastfeeding in public. They never wink back."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"

"i like to write the word ""gullible"" on the ceiling then say ""hey, look it says gullible on the ceiling."" i don't really understand jokes."

"My girlfriend told me I was average... .. but I think she was just being mean..."