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Joke of the Day

"Thinks face-book should add a big fat FUCK YOU button!"

"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"

"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"How do druggies store their data? LSD Cards."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"

"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""

"What's one good thing about Switzerland? Well I guess the flag's a big plus"

"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."

"What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus..."