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Joke of the Day
"Food service workers should be completely hairless at all times."
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"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"
"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"
"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"
"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"
"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"
"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"
"What's the difference between an African American lesbian and someone flying a confederate flag? One's a black that hates dicks, the other's a dick that hates blacks."
"Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am"
"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"