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Joke of the Day
"When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused."
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"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver"
"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""
"British English Now British English will have only 3 vowels **A I O ... ** as it has left E U .... :)"
"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"
"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."
"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but ... I soon realized that toucan play at that game."