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Joke of the Day

"So I called Amazon customer support to try and get credit for a late package. They said no. They cut me down in my Amazon Prime."

"I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name."

"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"

"What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"

"I like my women like I like my coffee: All over my lap while I'm driving."

"If Women Ruled the World"

"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? It depends on which way she wipes her ass."

"Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan."

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."