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Joke of the Day

"[pitching script] WRITER: then the motorcyclist removes their helmet... PRODUCER: *yawns*...and its a woman? W: it's a burrito P: holy shit"

"My stepfather, beating me black and blue, was no accident. Just a terrible faux pa."

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"How do people in Iowa get elections? By watching corn!"

"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."

"It was four months into my relationship that I found out my girlfriend was a communist She started giving me red flags"

"A woman just asked me to ""unpark her car"" and now I'm searching urban dictionary to see what I really just agreed to do"

"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office completely nude, and so the psychiatrist says to the man, ""sir I can clearly see your nuts."""