202041
Joke of the Day
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"
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"I like my men how I like my rum Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke."
"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"
"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted"
"Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?"
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."
"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."