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Joke of the Day
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
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"Difference between power and stamina? Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries."
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"
"Why are pedophiles safe drivers? They always slow down in front of kindergartens and schools!"
"What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers"
"A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?"
"What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius."
"What did Sheldon say to Penny? BaZINCa!!"
"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose."