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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like i like my women cold and bitter"
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"[boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy"
"My mother said I could never build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta"
"I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy"
"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."
"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."
"How long does it take for a white women to take a shit? 9 months"
"How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim."
"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"
"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"