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Joke of the Day

"Why God impregnated Mary? Because instead of ""Oh Joseph! Cum in me!"", Mary said ""Oh God! Cum in me!"""

"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"

"What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman"

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."

"DATE: gonna grab my jacket and brb. you look great by the way ME (whispering to my suit made of chameleons): hell yeah keep it up you guys"

"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"

"How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with your mom."

"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"