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Joke of the Day

"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."

"Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"

"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"

"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."

"Its not what it looks like officer! ""you were driving down the highway taking selfies singing n'sync"" Ok I guess it was what it looked like"

"Well, Lester Holt definitely lost that debate."

"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"

"Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily."