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Joke of the Day
"If ADHD is heritable, is it therefore energenetic?"
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"Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away"
"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."
"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."
"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed."
"""Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?"" -chickens"
"""Why do you hate me?"" - me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon"
"What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso"
"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."
"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"