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Joke of the Day
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
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"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"
"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."
"What gets wetter the more you dry? A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors?)"
"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."
"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"
"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."
"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."
"U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything"
"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"