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Joke of the Day
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
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"Where do gay midgets come out from? The cabinet."
"TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer. 'The more you know'"
"I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari It's a Trans Am"
"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"
"Help! I can't post anything on Reddit! Pls help!"
"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"
"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"
"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."
"Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming ""But dad we're goldfish"" Oh yeah, I forgot ""Forgot what?"""