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Joke of the Day

"""What do you do for a living?"" ""I'm an organ trafficker."" ""Oh my God, do you have no heart?"" ""Are you criticizing me or making an order?"""

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan."

"So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines... .... I hope it pays off"

"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."

"*Makes pinatas that look like people's exes *Retires a billionaire"

"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE."

"Just did some crunches while hugging my cat Just trying to get purrfect abs"

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"