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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Vilots are blue Your title is English, your video should be too."
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"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
"Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery It's shellfish."
"What's long and smells like shit? The unemployment line."
"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."
"How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? 11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed."
"Uber driver just asked me ""how much would you pay to go swimming in the sky?"" I wish I hadn't seen how dilated his pupils were. Also, $975."
"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"
"Pick up line: Girl, do you run a Gorilla exhibit at the zoo? Because I want to drop a baby in you."
"I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen."