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Joke of the Day
"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."
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"I saw on the news that when snorted, nutmeg becomes a mild hallucinogen. So I'm going to work today 'megged the fuck outta my mind."
"One fun way to describe Facebook is ""imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart."""
"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"
"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"
"I had a dream that a priest took a dump on my front lawn holy shit"
"Donald Trumps Presidential Campaign I'd say thats a good enough joke..."
"I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings."
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""If a dog barks it's undercooked"""
"How about a meat that is also a dental floss? Pitch for prosciutto"