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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they discovered a carnivorous tree in the Amazon? Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite."

"If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running."

"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."

"I was trying to help my blonde neighbour park her trailered boat in her driveway. Go ahead, back up, I kept saying...it took over 2 hours."

"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"

"KID:Dad what's the difference between a gerbil and a rat DAD WHO IS A MAFIA BOSS:A gerbil sleeps in a cage and a rat sleeps with the fishes"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"Reddit is like my ideal woman with double D's"

"Let's use this thread to tell Alabamian jokes... They won't be able to read them."

"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."