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Joke of the Day

"Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her."

"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."

"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood.."

"- We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she die? - My guess would be sometime this morning."

"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"

"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""

"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."

"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."