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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."

"What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends."

"They hired a comedian at the local construction site. Everyone loves him. You could say he was really nailing it."

"Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet"

"What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? Independent"

"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."

"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The trick is getting them in there."

"The first 1500 pictures of your kids were cute, now it's a bit much."