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Joke of the Day
"I once had sex with a frog... it was ribbiting!"
Next Joke
"Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?"
"What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'? ssh bby is ok"
"[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]"
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up."
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."
"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"
"A chef was worriEd that he would mess up dessert... Turned out to be a piece of cake!"