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"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"
"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"
"The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"
"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found a hare in his bed."
"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"
"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"
"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."
"Here's what I do not understand Spanish"