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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"
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"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."
"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."
"My wife doesn't like communism jokes. I capitalize on'em."
"My girlfriend cheated on me I told her to leave the game."
"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."
"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."
"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"
"When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass."
"Oman and Yemen should switch names because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go ""yeah man!!"" but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go ""oh man..."" Im so sorry"