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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved? America"

"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"

"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"NSFW A man asked a woman ""Excuse me miss can I smell your feet?"" She replies ""why certainly not!"" So the man says ""oh must be your pussy then."""

"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"

"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"

"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He works it out with a pencil."

"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"

"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."

"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."