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Joke of the Day
"Im so fucked up i wrote 3 tweets into my phone and texted them to the Hurricane Katrina fund."
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"I got a joke about u/spez [removed]"
"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""
"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."
"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."
"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"
"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!"" ... She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"