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Joke of the Day

"Voat's servers"

"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"

"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."

"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"

"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."

"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"

"My Pops told me that you can't go around trying to save everyone. They have to save themselves. He was a terrible lifeguard."

"The only ghosts I'm afraid of are my google searches coming back to haunt me."

"My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me"

"Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... I always get Off."